if (navigator.appName.indexOf('Microsoft') != -1)
{
    document.writeln('<meta http-equiv="Page-Enter" content="blendTrans(Duration=0.3)" />');
    document.writeln('<meta http-equiv="Page-Exit" content="blendTrans(Duration=0.3)" />');
}
else
{
    window.onload = function()
    {
        FluffyKittenMaker(80); 
        ConflaburatorLoad(90);
    }
    window.onunload = function() 
    {
        FluffyKittenMaker(100);
        ConflaburatorUnLoad(90);
    }

    function FluffyKittenMaker(SomeNumberThing)
    { 
        document.body.style.opacity = SomeNumberThing/100; 
    } 
    function ConflaburatorLoad(SomeNumberThing)
    { 
        if (SomeNumberThing < 100)
        { 
            SomeNumberThing += 5; 
            FluffyKittenMaker(SomeNumberThing);
            window.setTimeout("ConflaburatorLoad("+SomeNumberThing+")", 200); 
        } 
    }
    function ConflaburatorUnLoad(SomeNumberThing)
    {
        if (SomeNumberThing > 0)
        {
            SomeNumberThing -= 20;
            FluffyKittenMaker(SomeNumberThing);            
            window.setTimeout("ConflaburatorUnLoad("+SomeNumberThing+")", 20);
        }
    }
}